Pick-Up Lines...

Tue, 08/07/2007 - 12:25PM by montaglookalike 3 Comments - 1,637 Views

There is nothing worst than a bad pick-up line. How about this one:
"Did it hurt?"
-What?
"When you fell from Heaven?"
-(giggle, giggle)
"Because, you're an angel."

or this one...

"How was that parking ticket last night?"
-What parking ticket?
"Because you say fine all over you."

YUCK! I mean seriously, YUCK!

What's the worst line someone has tried to pick you up with?


1

-If we were squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
-You're like a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
Those are probably the worst.

Tue, 08/14/2007 - 2:51pm

2

hmmm those ARE pretty bad!

Tue, 08/14/2007 - 8:58pm

3

Too many bad to list but I have an awesome one...and while it may sound weird I know he was totally legit because we dated for 9 mos...

"Hi...we've met before, I'm sorry I forgot your name but I'll remember your face forever...

Mon, 08/27/2007 - 6:20pm


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